Fuck Sharks

Yeah so hey sexy how you doing? Im alright, watching shark week and there was a commercial, about saving the sharks....What the fuck! Fuck sharks!
Okay you long dread hippies listen to me good now because if Im approached by someone wanting to "Save the sharks" I will punch you right in your god damn mouth.
Now your thinking, "Kylie why do you hate the beloved creatures of our ocean?" I don't, I truely dont, for instance I love dolphins and sea cows, see Im not a hater, but please think about this. Sharks have more then one row of damn razor teeth and eat meat! Why wouldnt I hunt a shark, we hunt bears, bears are like land sharks except not as bad as a land shark would be, can you imagine a fucking shark chasing you around on land.....I digress
I say we all band together and show sharks that humans are better. You know sharks are also pussies right? Yeah they get hit in the face and they leave, like that gangster kid, you know the one thats always around and talks really loud and makes fun of everyone around him/her and once someone threatens them they run like a bitch....That one. Thats a shark only the shark has more teeth.
Listen the point Im trying to make it we need to band together as humans and challenge these sharks to a fight, best 2 out of 3. I'll lead us into battle covered in blood to attract them to us, then all we need to do is smack then around for a while, they'll swim away and never bother us again. But if they know hippies are going to protect them from hunting them then the sharks will always think there better and attack us more.


Im sorry I dont even know what Im talking about anymore, just hunt sharks.