Yeah so hey sexy how you doing? Im alright, watching shark week and there was a commercial, about saving the sharks....What the fuck! Fuck sharks!
Okay you long dread hippies listen to me good now because if Im approached by someone wanting to "Save the sharks" I will punch you right in your god damn mouth.
Now your thinking, "Kylie why do you hate the beloved creatures of our ocean?" I don't, I truely dont, for instance I love dolphins and sea cows, see Im not a hater, but please think about this. Sharks have more then one row of damn razor teeth and eat meat! Why wouldnt I hunt a shark, we hunt bears, bears are like land sharks except not as bad as a land shark would be, can you imagine a fucking shark chasing you around on land.....I digress
I say we all band together and show sharks that humans are better. You know sharks are also pussies right? Yeah they get hit in the face and they leave, like that gangster kid, you know the one thats always around and talks really loud and makes fun of everyone around him/her and once someone threatens them they run like a bitch....That one. Thats a shark only the shark has more teeth.
Listen the point Im trying to make it we need to band together as humans and challenge these sharks to a fight, best 2 out of 3. I'll lead us into battle covered in blood to attract them to us, then all we need to do is smack then around for a while, they'll swim away and never bother us again. But if they know hippies are going to protect them from hunting them then the sharks will always think there better and attack us more.
Im sorry I dont even know what Im talking about anymore, just hunt sharks.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
People who need to grow up.
Recently my loves I ran into a very rude old friend of mine, more like a sad, sad person who I nurtured and took care of almost like Voldemort when he was a gross looking abortion, do you remember that! My god that was fucked. I digress, this person whome I shall not name but refer to as nuts. He logged onto a friends account and send me horrible hate mail all because I never dated him last year, boo fricken hoo. So he proceeded to lie to me saying it wasnt him and that I needed to get over myself, then he admitted it was him and several of his friends told me and talked shit about him to me, lets recap shall we...
Nuts tells me to get over myself because I know it was him who sent the messages and he lied to me saying it wasnt him....How very interesting, it appears the only way people can talk shit to me is if they make it up in there own little heads, nice try there Nuts, nice try. Lets proceed to me being am "ugly slut" and a "whore".
Ugly Slut- really now if Im so ugly why did you and so many others drool over me, not just look wise but personality wise as well. Yes I have confidence in myself, at least Im not some anerexic chick who thinks shes fat, Im actually fine with my body and self. Slut really, when have I wore very revealing clothing and lured men into my love den, fact I havn't, in fact I have been dating the same person for almost two years and he has been my only "serious" boyfriend or lover at all, ruling out the "whore" part.
So pretty much your gonna have to find something to hate me for but even if you do I have far to much pride so good luck.
Back to story:
My friends then angery as hell send hate mail to the kids account who Nuts hacked, Nuts messages me and tells me to stop bothering him and that once again he had nothing to do with it. Really, really are you so scared to take responsibility for your own actions that you'll blame your so called "friend", *cough* PUSSY *cough.
So I have left the "friend" alone, more like my friends have but unfortunatly for Nuts he has a full year of hell to go to and ummm my dear friend and right hand man Bishop will be right by him for another year!
Like I said before I'll say it again "You fucked with the wrong girl ;)", or in this case the wrong Interweb.
But I forgot, the kicker, he thinks he's a tough guy, calling names like slut and whore over and over again on someone elses account and pretending not to be involved because you are a raging jealous Nut ball, I deem you to "Grow up."
Love, Kylie
Nuts tells me to get over myself because I know it was him who sent the messages and he lied to me saying it wasnt him....How very interesting, it appears the only way people can talk shit to me is if they make it up in there own little heads, nice try there Nuts, nice try. Lets proceed to me being am "ugly slut" and a "whore".
Ugly Slut- really now if Im so ugly why did you and so many others drool over me, not just look wise but personality wise as well. Yes I have confidence in myself, at least Im not some anerexic chick who thinks shes fat, Im actually fine with my body and self. Slut really, when have I wore very revealing clothing and lured men into my love den, fact I havn't, in fact I have been dating the same person for almost two years and he has been my only "serious" boyfriend or lover at all, ruling out the "whore" part.
So pretty much your gonna have to find something to hate me for but even if you do I have far to much pride so good luck.
Back to story:
My friends then angery as hell send hate mail to the kids account who Nuts hacked, Nuts messages me and tells me to stop bothering him and that once again he had nothing to do with it. Really, really are you so scared to take responsibility for your own actions that you'll blame your so called "friend", *cough* PUSSY *cough.
So I have left the "friend" alone, more like my friends have but unfortunatly for Nuts he has a full year of hell to go to and ummm my dear friend and right hand man Bishop will be right by him for another year!
Like I said before I'll say it again "You fucked with the wrong girl ;)", or in this case the wrong Interweb.
But I forgot, the kicker, he thinks he's a tough guy, calling names like slut and whore over and over again on someone elses account and pretending not to be involved because you are a raging jealous Nut ball, I deem you to "Grow up."
Love, Kylie
Sunday, May 31, 2009
ILOVE420
Listen you, you, you Internet stalker named ILOVE420 but dammit show your self. Dont tell me you want sexual relations and your going to beat up my boyfriend with our even telling me who the fuck you are! Im tired of internet stalkers, your pussys! Really, you have the balls to tell me crude and rude things to me but you cant tell me your name, your REAL name, none of this fake name shit, the fake name I forgot because I forget things that arnt important......Like fake names!
Im not saying stop stalking me, by all means if thats what gets you to sleep at night but tell me your name! God Im having so much anger right now its ridiculous. Also the screen name is really gay, really........ILOVE420 great creativity you pot head.....pot head. Wow thats really all I can get, you think even if I was single I would date some druggy, Puh-Lease *snaps fingers* I have too much class for you. I dont want some pot head boy friend, then he'll spend his money on drugs on not me, and Im a very needy girl, I always need money. If I still havnt scared away all my stalkers yet perhaps this last statement will.......
I love the money pit.
There, happy, good, now you can all jerk your dick too some anime porn and completely forget me.....I know I will.
Im not saying stop stalking me, by all means if thats what gets you to sleep at night but tell me your name! God Im having so much anger right now its ridiculous. Also the screen name is really gay, really........ILOVE420 great creativity you pot head.....pot head. Wow thats really all I can get, you think even if I was single I would date some druggy, Puh-Lease *snaps fingers* I have too much class for you. I dont want some pot head boy friend, then he'll spend his money on drugs on not me, and Im a very needy girl, I always need money. If I still havnt scared away all my stalkers yet perhaps this last statement will.......
I love the money pit.
There, happy, good, now you can all jerk your dick too some anime porn and completely forget me.....I know I will.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Sex
I have something to say right the fuck now! Keep that god damn pants on people. I know its tough but really...Come on. Im not gonna preach and be like oh wait till marriage (Which you should do) but dont fuck everyone you see. Yeah I said fuck, you are not having sex with the girl/guy you met at the party one night, its fucking. It drives me crazy, 14 year olds having sex.....Where the hell are the parents for that, really, Okay little Billy have sex its cool I know your fucking 12 but why not get some experience, RETARD. Okay RETARD! I waited till I was 17, Its not really a stretch but hell I waited and Im happy as hell, I can say hey I've had "sex" with one person and Im a desent person, I really am. You dont need to fuck everyone you date either, its called having interests, see a movie, play a game every once in a while, when I hear about someone fucking all time all the time Im like Okay someone is soooooooo fucking boring they can only get people to like them is by busting a nut, or for the ladies whipping out the clam.
Another thing, protection, hey alright spent 10 bucks a pack, its better then spending thousands of dollars on a kid. ((Dollars, not doll hairs)) And if you do fuck up dont get an abortion, thats just the worst possible thing, that shows me you have no integrity at all, if you can afford it, adoption or even better use protection or EVEN better keep it in your god damn pants until your ready to take on the commitment of possibly having a kid.
Speaking of kids, when are parents going to wise up and take care of there kids. Have you ever walked through a high school and thought wow who raised these 14 year olds to dress like sluts and pick fights with everyone, its very trashy and not attractive in the least bit. Teach your kids some class and dignity please.
Love Kylie.
Another thing, protection, hey alright spent 10 bucks a pack, its better then spending thousands of dollars on a kid. ((Dollars, not doll hairs)) And if you do fuck up dont get an abortion, thats just the worst possible thing, that shows me you have no integrity at all, if you can afford it, adoption or even better use protection or EVEN better keep it in your god damn pants until your ready to take on the commitment of possibly having a kid.
Speaking of kids, when are parents going to wise up and take care of there kids. Have you ever walked through a high school and thought wow who raised these 14 year olds to dress like sluts and pick fights with everyone, its very trashy and not attractive in the least bit. Teach your kids some class and dignity please.
Love Kylie.
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